Saturday was IMMENSE! Everyone was in the mood to SHOP. Typical british nature pah. Soo i woke up around 9 ishhh meant to meet with peeps at 10 ishh but as per usual with my ironic life i lost my wallet. HOOOOMYYGAHHDDD thousands of baht and my debit card and my insurance, medical, ID and contact card all lived in that wallet. Basically my whole life to be honest. Sooo after 30 minutes of looking and then sinking into the traditional thai custom of being late, i found my wallet. Where? The place I had left it in order to keep it safe. My bag. jheez… so after trekking to the station and sweating so much we could refill the ocean, we went on the metro and then the infamous sky train… pretty much a fancy DLR. We got to a well known MBK, a great and big shopping mall for all :) bought adaptors, camera, phones blablabla twas boring but new ey, ate some cool soup, asked for the shrimp one but the lady just screwed me and said no and pointed at a picture, so i politely said yes in fear… WAS AYT. Then we took le sky train and ventured into the tackiest yet most amazing shopping mall ever…. TERMINAL 21. hahhahahahha oh lord…. basically, each floor has been decorated according to a different country. There was london, paris, san francisco, tokyo etcetc , it was alll amazing and fancy blabla, please look at Facebook for photos XD. All in all the best thing about today was getting my bum washed. Yes ladies and gentlemen. After a nice number 2 i pressed a button and a modest little nozzle simply sprays temperature controlled water into my …crater? all i can say is the aim is perfect and the feelings is awfully weird, seriously i was just laughing my head off, it was so surreal having water sprayed into my ass i mean seriously, but it was cool. My first water nozzle experience. After that great day, mainly thanks to my butt washing moment, we trekked home, got our bags ready, and got onto a taxi to the bus station… we boarded a cool coach WHICHH had a massage machine built into the chairs… SOO BLOODY AMAZING!!!! But yeah…
12 hours later on this wonderful over air conned coach…
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